i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
My hand turned me down
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
