Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
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it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
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Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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