I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
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How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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