Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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