Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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