Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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