Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I licked your asshole in confidence.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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