he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
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She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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