TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
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did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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