Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I party with great urgency now.
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