she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
How naked do you want me to be?
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