cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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