My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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