Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
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it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
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I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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