If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
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All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about youâ€
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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