I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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