In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
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HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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