She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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