ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
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In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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