Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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