at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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