Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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