Are we in a gay sports bar?
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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