So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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