gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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