i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
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Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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