I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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