Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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