If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
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He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
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How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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