I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
don't judge my taste in strippers
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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