your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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