On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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