He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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