It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
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My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
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hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I don't want my vagina anymore.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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