nut hugger
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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