what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Randomize
