imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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