the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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