i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
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There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo