Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
