We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
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Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?