Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
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Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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