He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
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