did you get engaged???
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
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at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
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You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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