Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
