We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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