You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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