I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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