It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
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i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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