This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
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he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
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