If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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