Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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