I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
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they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
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I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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